Metrosexuals: OUT, Bearded Bastards: IN
Remember when dudes who were meticulous about their appearance were called 'metrosexual'? According to Merriam-Webster, a metrosexual is "a usually urban heterosexual male given to enhancing his personal appearance by fastidious grooming, beauty treatments, and fashionable clothes." This term was first used in 1994, which was a horrendous time for male fashion and maybe just fashion in general. Cher Horowitz said it best, " It looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair - ew - and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so." 20 years ago, looking like a slouch was the trend. Everyone was sagging their ripped jeans. I feel like the word has some kind of negative-ish conotation. I bet some bully coined the term 'metrosexual' while hating a dude who was looking pretty fresh. That's just my guess. I've always thought the word was silly. Then I realized I might hate this word because all of my male friends are metrosexual!!! JUST KIDDING. Ok, so I happen to live in an urban area where hetero males actually give a shit about what they look like. Can't we all agree that a man who cares about his well-being and appearance is attractive? These days salons offer specific services for men and they have an ARRAY of beauty products to chose from, specifically made just for them. Dudes deserve to enjoy the same luxuries that we ladies do. /endrant
My BFF Adam works in the beauty industry and always has the best insider info on new products. (My secret is out!!) Adam also has a luxurious beard that I begged him to grow out for my wedding. He didn't, but he had a five o'clock shadow and looked amazing. In the past couple of years, beards have experienced a revival. Generally viewed as a sign of rebellion or laziness, these days most can agree that beards are hot right now. Anyhow, Adam recently started using beard oil from The Bearded Bastard. This is a line of handmade products dedicated to FACIAL HAIR. Mountain men everywhere are rejoicing. Made with essential oils and other natural ingredients, a few drops of beard oil is meant to condition and make beards feel soft and luscious. The Bearded Bastard also carries beard combs, pomades, clays, and other products that will help you maintain that beard!
For my good pal Chip's birthday, my h-band and I gifted him some Bearded Bastard goods. Uppercut Featherweight Pomade is a lightweight wax with a medium hold. Easy to comb, easy to get out and lemony scented! He says it is the best pomade he has every used! For $20-$30, you can get 1oz of beard oil of your choice OR they offer sample sizes for $5. Smelling the oils was the most fun part about giving Chip his gift.
Woodsman- Smells like "a sexy pencil sharpener" Obviously, a super woodsy oil with heavy notes of sandalwood and pine needle.
Morocco- Smells like "a Cinnamon Roll Yankee Candle" Scented with amber & coffee (and other essentials), this smells like an exotic latte.
Opium Den- Smells like "sweet forest floor", my personal favorite! Slighty smoky and sweet with tobacco and vanilla notes.
Shout to my bearded dragon babies. Treat that special bear in your life right. Check out The Bearded Bastard for all beard necessities!