We’ve been on an unofficial hiatus for most of 2019 but stay tuned new posts are coming!

spongeposh harempants

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujMbV8JoyaI&rel=0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1] D.I.L.L.V.B.G.A.F.? does it look like victoria beckham gives a fuck? i love this woman. she can do no wrong (except going blonde.) she scored the ultimate baldwin, got the boobs, and she didn't even have to lift a finger. you won't be seeing her on a episode of 'where are they now' anytime soon. her latest project: voice-overs for nickelodeon! her sons are probably so stoked. i mean, who doesn't love that goddamn sponge? she's playing the voice of queen amphitrite in an episode of spongebob squarepants. i wonder if she'll eat a krabby patty or go jellyfishing. she's a total babe, even as a cartoon mermaid. this episode airs on monday, july 5. i will be watching it while nursing a patriotic hangover.

spank bank

leaving on a jet plane.