this is an oldie (and by oldie, i mean a few days). i never knew bill clinton's bumpkin ass was such a soccer fanboi. he was all up in the v.i.p. box. partying with mick jagger and kobe bryant. were they all on a field trip with the philandering celebrities club? where was tiger? (just kidding, bill, nothing but love) unfortunately, the us soccer team lost their game against ghana today and are officially out of the running for the world cup. now i have to pick new hotties. how sad. come to mami, carlos b.